Death and carnage at the funny farm

OK, so the roosters finally got on my last nerve! And of course I love the duckies more. But hey, they lied to me at the feed store. Half of them were suposed to be hens. You know, full of eggs and stuff like that. Not theese squwaking lunitics that get up before dawn to anounce that the street light is now on. So I plead insanity on the four counts of murder and mayhem (in a vain attempt to mitigate my crime I spared four of the little buggers that looked a bit more hennish that the other four, turns out that they were just gay)
The dumplings though, were great.